The Catwinellas: Driveway Fun

Us

Me and him Him and me, We're always together As you can see. I wish he'd leave So I'd be free I'm getting a little bit Tired of he, And he may be a bit Bored with me. On movies and ladies We cannot agree. I like to dance He loves to ski. He likes the mountains I love the sea. I like hot chocolate He wants his tea. I want to sleep He has to pee. He's meaner and duller And fatter than me. But I guess there's worse things We could be- Instead of two we could be three, Me and him, Him and me. -Shel Silverstein

THE GOOGIES ARE COMING

The googies are coming, the old people say,
To buy little children and take them away.
Fifty cents for fat ones,
Twenty cents for lean ones,
Fifteen cents for dirty ones,
Thirty cents for clean ones,
A nickel each for mean ones.

The googies are coming, and maybe tonight,
To buy little children and lock them up tight.
Eighty cents for husky ones,
Quarter for the weak ones,
Penny each for noisy ones,
A dollar for the meek ones.

Forty cents for happy ones,
Eleven cents for sad ones.
And, kiddies, when they come to buy,
It won't do any good to cry,
But---just between yourself and I---
They never buy the bad ones!

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9.22.2011

Driveway Fun

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